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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

durianseeds:

Omg I folded this picture of Nicki Minaj and I couldn’t stop laughing omg

She looks like the annoying orange.

ariaasacura:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

shercocklocked:

higher-brain-pattern:

tallestsilver:

I

what

ohgodyes

Perfection

THE PARALLELS ARE DRIVING ME MAD

(Source: holieee)

girlinboyclothes:

“Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didn’t have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents. Without a prison, there can be no delinquents. We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.When someone was so poor that he couldn’t afford a horse, a tent or a blanket, he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift. We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property. We didn’t know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth. We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians, therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don’t know how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.” — John (Fire) Lame Deer, Sioux Lakota, 1903-1976.

mightiimouse:

midwestern-darling:

whiskeyandwhitetails:

hellyeahshescountry:

kickthetireslightthefires:

falling-asleep-at-the-helm:

stoneewankenobi:

OHIO IS BLANK! OH MY LIFE IS MADE! 

what the fuck, michigans is just football? 

You think we’d be Disney, or even Seaworld or something…

New York is not all NYC. Fuck that.

Intercourse. Yes. haha

hahah. Jones… Confused at first, but now I get it. Badass. I’ll take it.

My two states are Intercourse(PA) and Vagina(VA).

Also, the moron spelled Y’ALL wrong…..

Krispy Kreme just about covers it.