there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club
SO I DISCOVERED THESE SCARVES
AND THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
WHERE CAN I GET THESE
You can buy them from this store on Etsy!
WHO IS GOING TO BUY ME THIS THING I NEED THIS THING
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Edward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO
I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
#i love that he’s clearly never been in a train station before #and maybe doesn’t even know what trains are #but that’s fine these things carry people #clearly they’re going somewhere #he will just ask for directions (via lokiagentofhotness)
Yesssss because Thor is an intelligent man who has traveled throughout the universe and knows how to adapt to new situations quickly and does so.
Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning
Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world.
It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills
Science side here: The flash coming off of the lightning is very fast. Your phonecamera’s shutter actually takes the photo from side to side. The flash of lightning (or perhaps another lightning) struck while it was in the middle of photographing, leaving half of the photo being from before the flash, and the other half during it.