THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN
Actual research study excerpt: "Users report using meth to provide the energy to work multiple jobs or be a good mother."
#6. Drug Addicts Are Easy to Spot
The stereotype of the unemployed drug addict isn’t particularly accurate. The gub’mint estimates that three-quarters of drug users are employed. That shouldn’t be too surprising if you’ve been to any good parties. But while we’re busting myths, let’s talk about the drug-addicted welfare recipient, tokin’ his marijuanacrack on Uncle Sam’s dime. Drug users are just about as common among welfare recipients as they are anywhere else. There’s zero evidence for a giant underclass of drug-addicted welfare sucklers. It’s almost like bad shit happens to sober people too.
The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.
'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape. Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.
How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city? Want to start a trend?
yo my grandpa has done this with some trees on our property so we got some weird ass trees LOL
fucking frankenstein monster trees
best shit ever
I want this to happen in Calgary!